The BEST beer on earth - Guinness

 David

I really like Guinness and there's no other beer that is more satisfying than Guinness to me.

Here's a story that I heard today from my coworker (who knew my favorite beer was Guinness):

After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.
The guy from Corona sits down and says "Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona."
The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.

The guy from Budweiser says "I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser." The bartender gives him one.

The guy from Coors says "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors." He gets it.

The guy from Guinness sits down and says "Give me a coke."
The bartender is a little taken back, but gives him what he ordered.

The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask "Why aren't you drinking a Guinness?" and the Guinness president replies:

"Well, if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither will I."
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