so here it is... enjoy!
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The following conversation took place:
Teacher: "It is physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it is a very large mammal, its throat is too small."
Little Girl: "In the bible Jonah was swallowed by a whale."
Teacher (irritated): "It is physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human".
Little Girl: "Well when I get to heaven I am going to ask Jonah."
Teacher: "Well what if Jonah went to Hell?"
Little Girl: "Then you can ask him."